Added support for using a temporary to implement emulated ABI return from inline asm, could be easier to use, but I think this will do. It's so extremely target dependent in any case that doing a completely generic approach seems hard.

extern(C) int printf(char*, ...);

static this()
{
    printf("static this\n");
}

static ~this()
{
    printf("static ~this\n");
}

void main()
{
    printf("main\n");
}